1) FREEDOM!!!!!!!
2) a said brrrrr its cold in here there must be some clovers in the atmispher.
3) hey torros thats right the red black and white guess what (geuss what) you really suck. Hey thats all right, thats okay you gonna pump our gas some day, thats all right thats okay your gonna pump our gas someday.
4) victor i love you, victor i do when were apart my heart beats only for you.
5) It's ***** being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ******* Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever **** into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete a*******. It's a **** state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ******* difference!
6)Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?
What's the common thread that holds all this together? Is there a theme? Or is it just a bunch of random quotes that have a tangental Scottish cultural reference?
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